Top 10 Things I Trust More Than the ATF

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10. A fart over the age of 65

9. Single Ply after eating too much Taco Bell

8. Bruce Jenner’s Breast Milk

7. Emails from a Nigerian Prince

6. Gas Station Sushi

5. Tapwater from Tijuana

4. Dropping the Soap in Prison

3. A Cocktail from Bill Cosby

2. A BJ from a cannibal

1. Carrying a Sig P320 Appendix

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