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It’s My Emotional Support Rifle

Zion Patriot, September 5, 2025September 5, 2025
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Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Zion Patriot, August 29, 2025August 26, 2025

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I Know My Preference

Zion Patriot, August 8, 2025August 8, 2025
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Top 10 Things I Trust More Than the ATF

Zion Patriot, July 11, 2025July 6, 2025

10. A fart over the age of 65 9. Single Ply after eating too much Taco Bell 8. Bruce Jenner’s Breast Milk 7. Emails from a Nigerian Prince 6. Gas Station Sushi 5. Tapwater from Tijuana 4. Dropping the Soap in Prison 3. A Cocktail from Bill Cosby 2. A…

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Leaving Because of Trump?

Zion Patriot, November 12, 2024November 12, 2024

We have seen a very large number of celebrities, athletes and even some politicians all “threatening” to leave the US in light of the recent re-election of President Trump. My suggestion is don’t forget this critical step.

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Play By Their Rules

Zion Patriot, October 25, 2024October 25, 2024
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Cackling Comrade Kamala

Zion Patriot, September 27, 2024September 25, 2024
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Follow Me For More Decorating Tips

Zion Patriot, September 6, 2024July 11, 2025

Top 5 Reasons to Vote for Kamala Harris

Zion Patriot, September 4, 2024July 11, 2025

5: Kamala Harris is a Democrat If you are a democrat that lives by the creedo “vote blue no matter who” then this is all the reason you need. These are people that do not look at policy as their primary focus when it comes time to enter the voting…

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This should be official

Zion Patriot, August 30, 2024August 16, 2024
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Second Amendment to the US Constitution

Standing for unshakable faith, unbreakable family values, and the God-given right to defend both.
We are the watchmen on the wall — protecting liberty, preserving truth, and refusing to bow to tyranny.
Faith. Family. Firearms. This is where we take our stand.

For Those With Faith:

A firearm is a shield, not a sword.
A tool of protection, not power.
It stands between the innocent and evil—
Not to take life, but to preserve it.

It is wielded with restraint, not rage.
Guided by conviction, not convenience.
Backed by moral responsibility,
Not fueled by fear, but by love of what is good and worth defending.


Taking away MY guns wont make YOU safer.

"It Could Never Happen Here" - Until It Did

Thoughts and Prayers Are Not Enough


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